J. Crew Metallic Lunette Mini:
"A shimmering treasure in an elegant lantern silhouette (our favorite shape of the season). Infinitely feminine with graceful folds rendered in mauve and gold metallic fabric sourced from an esteemed French mill. Simply too stunning to be limited to parties, we recommend it for all occasions—be it a fresh take on formal or an elevated spin on everyday. Wool/poly. Sits at waist. Back zip. On-seam pockets. 15 1/2" long. Part of J.Crew Collection. Import. Dry clean."
IT'S "INFINITELY FEMININE WITH GRACEFUL FOLDS" BECAUSE IT'S A VAGINA.